Archives
- 2011.06.14: looks can be deceiving...
- 2011.04.26: Thoughts about Surprises...
- 2011.03.18: What has happened to music?
- 2011.03.13: Day 5.1 - Cu-Chi Tunnels.
- 2011.02.03: wanky marketing speak time...
- 2011.01.09: 4.2 - Queer eye for the Map guy, người mập gái to đẹp trai.
- 2010.12.29: Top 5 of 2010.
- 2010.12.07: 4.1 - Death at a massage parlour...
- 2010.11.28: 3.4 Meeting "Hong" - Tour Guide or Terrorist?
- 2010.11.19: Day 3.3 - Spenny and the French Man.
- 2010.11.19: the boys (tour stories series) are back in (los) town.
- 2010.04.04: Day 3.2. Of Chaos Born.
- 2010.03.01: Day 3.1 The Saigon Story...
- 2010.02.21: Day 2.3 Just messed UP in Bangkok
- 2009.12.01: Day 2.2 Touch UP in Bangkok
- 2009.11.29: Day 2 - Touch UP in Bankok
- 2009.09.27: DAY 1.1 - Touchdown in Bangkok - (first impressions)
- 2009.09.23: the 14 days of drunk tour...
- 2009.08.16: lunching with Spenny...
- 2009.08.15: When being terrified of security is a good thing...
- 2009.08.11: So, I've made it to South East Asia...
- 2009.07.21: the joys of being a (suspected) swine flu case...
- 2009.07.10: another parent of the year...
- 2009.05.19: memories ONE - Treasure at Rakman's Cove
- 2009.05.19: the memories series (part 1)
- 2009.04.13: how I know my insurance company is run by men...
- 2009.04.05: The Americanisation of our Australian animals...
- 2009.03.21: high school rebellion lameness...
- 2009.02.17: Obsessive compulsive windscreen wiper frugality...
- 2009.01.21: when it's time to give mans best friend the chop.
- 2009.01.17: why I hate hawaiian parties
- 2009.01.17: I'm fine with naked, just please don't talk. Ever. Again.
- 2009.01.01: Uh Kids? That toy just isn't for you...
- 2008.12.30: To Roz, with love from the pedestrian you just ran over...
- 2008.12.30: playing hide but not seek...
- 2008.12.24: A very Grinchy Christmas!
- 2008.12.17: defeated by the "nerd quotient"
- 2008.12.11: so, like... what is that?
- 2008.12.08: ...I'm back like 80's chest hair...
- 2008.08.10: dude... put a shirt on.
- 2008.07.29: it still rains from my eyes.
- 2008.07.27: This is how Wii champions train...
- 2008.07.06: the balloon, the priest and the idiots...
- 2008.07.02: so I scare my dad...
- 2008.06.17: the tragedy and the smartass...
- 2008.06.10: verbal abuse, courtesy of the roads and transport authority...
- 2008.05.28: stooge of the month... K-Rudd
- 2008.03.31: ...so i apparently have a demon.
- 2008.03.22: today is a good day...
- 2008.03.16: raise your hand if you are a boy in girls clothing...
- 2008.03.06: so I went to a brothel last week...
- 2008.02.22: best birthday sms 2008...
- 2008.02.21: guess who finally got their provisional licence?
- 2008.02.19: what bike should I get? (dreaming about fun ways to die...)
- 2008.02.17: how to tell someone's been drinking...
- 2008.02.14: My valentines checklist...
- 2008.02.07: things not to do while riding a motorbike...
- 2008.01.29: "Man dies in crocodile orgy"
- 2008.01.27: the art of spanking children...
- 2008.01.24: your father is breastfeeding?
- 2008.01.15: sorry, you are mistaken. They just changed it.
- 2008.01.14: no, I'm pretty sure I'd remember that...
- 2008.01.13: just check out their facebook profile...
- 2008.01.12: the tale of two little pricks...
- 2008.01.08: god bless 'merica...
- 2008.01.06: when cleaning fairies attack...
- 2008.01.04: it's not a REAL egg!
- 2008.01.03: and while we are on the topic of spiders...
- 2008.01.03: I did what any self respecting male would do...
- 2008.01.02: A New Years Eve tantrum...
- 2008.01.01: fat, naked and wet on new years eve...
- 2007.12.28: from Russia with love...
- 2007.12.25: A spoken LOS Christmas poem...
- 2007.12.24: A Christmas poem for all my friends...
- 2007.12.24: Oh, one more thing Mr Claus...
- 2007.12.23: Easter eggs at Christmas...
- 2007.12.22: dear santa...
- 2007.12.22: Mummy, what's a meat rabbit?
- 2007.12.16: Oh, look at me... I'm GOD!!
- 2007.12.13: that is NOT how you speak to your mother...
- 2007.12.12: ninja jesus wants a beer...
- 2007.12.11: so I'm battling the neighbours...
- 2007.12.10: toothless cake bandits...
- 2007.12.07: well... are you surprised to see me?
- 2007.12.05: some more car thoughts...
- 2007.12.03: car peer pressure...
- 2007.12.02: till death do you part... (and it will)
- 2007.11.29: a mullet is not a disability...
- 2007.11.25: fun places to take off your pants III...
- 2007.11.24: betty boop...
- 2007.11.23: me too! I'm voting too!
- 2007.11.23: spenny's pennies - drop the bass...
- 2007.11.21: topless swedes?
- 2007.11.20: another little akward moment...
- 2007.11.20: peppermint flavoured blu-tac...
- 2007.11.20: a little akward moment...
- 2007.11.19: oh i'm sorry... kinda.
- 2007.11.16: would you put your children in this??
- 2007.11.13: old people horrors...
- 2007.11.11: the dangers of Western Sydney...
- 2007.11.09: feeling the sting of irony...
- 2007.11.08: oh cruel irony...
- 2007.11.07: worse than a woman, it was like Jordan Giles...
- 2007.11.06: oh, I have a small penis...
- 2007.11.06: the day my ex tried to kill my sister...
- 2007.11.02: gifts that keep on giving...
- 2007.11.01: the children are our future...
- 2007.10.31: Currarong I - the case of the toothbrush haircut.
- 2007.10.30: so where were we?
- 2007.10.30: oh, you know you've missed me...
- 2007.09.20: elvis has left the uni...
- 2007.09.19: Currarong II - burning down the house...
- 2007.09.18: the half flush...?
- 2007.09.16: Currarong III - the elephant seal saga...
- 2007.09.15: not a bad haul...
- 2007.09.14: random currarong thought two...
- 2007.09.13: Currarong IV - Josh and his nuts...
- 2007.09.12: random currarong thought...
- 2007.09.10: Currarong V - Dr Punjabi in the house...
- 2007.09.10: a new currarong five...
- 2007.09.09: my brother loves defibrillator...
- 2007.09.05: escaping apec...
- 2007.09.05: fun ways to spruce up your yard...
- 2007.09.03: Fun way to amuse youself at siblings expense #13
- 2007.09.01: when karaoke attacks...
- 2007.08.30: Fun way to amuse youself at siblings expense #42
- 2007.08.29: and the days drag on...
- 2007.08.25: no sex thanks, I'm an engineer...
- 2007.08.23: chekmate
- 2007.08.20: more fun places to take off your pants...
- 2007.08.15: drunk homework of a 5 year old...
- 2007.08.13: the cutting of the finger...
- 2007.08.11: something I learnt tonight...
- 2007.08.09: fun places to take off your pants...
- 2007.08.08: saying goodbye...
- 2007.08.06: tuesday goodbyes...
- 2007.08.03: funeral details...
- 2007.08.02: dear marisa.
- 2007.08.01: marisa.
- 2007.07.31: yeah... perfect I pretty much be...
- 2007.07.29: I'm so sensitive...
- 2007.07.28: in another life...
- 2007.07.25: christian idiot spam twaddle...
- 2007.07.23: the fish and the pea...
- 2007.07.21: sunday sacreledge and the weekend roundup...
- 2007.07.19: my father the scrooge...
- 2007.07.15: my apologies to all...
- 2007.07.11: if little children were...
- 2007.07.09: of air, warm water and bottoms...
- 2007.07.08: am I bad for laughing?
- 2007.07.06: the facebook fight...
- 2007.07.04: another evil confession...
- 2007.06.30: am I really really bad?
- 2007.06.29: am i still bad?
- 2007.06.28: am i bad...?
- 2007.06.26: another glover moment...
- 2007.06.26: its over now...
- 2007.06.23: if you are easily offended...
- 2007.06.23: bitch slapped by a six year old...
- 2007.06.21: cars are fun when....
- 2007.06.20: unlimited power...
- 2007.06.19: have you ever...
- 2007.06.18: well do you punk?
- 2007.06.17: little fire and brimstone preacher...
- 2007.06.14: social etiquette again...
- 2007.06.11: social etiquette...
- 2007.06.11: i <3 you......?
- 2007.06.09: dear diary...
- 2007.06.08: weeing in the shower (part two)
- 2007.06.07: dropped a what on your head?
- 2007.06.06: doing my part for the environment...
- 2007.06.06: DAVEAYLING
- 2007.06.04: ode to my underpants...
- 2007.06.03: those pesky frogs...
- 2007.05.31: glover will kill your dog...
- 2007.05.30: my brother the enigma...
- 2007.05.30: glover is a dinosaur in a dinner jacket...
- 2007.05.28: mr Chrishan Jeyaratnam is THE superstar!
- 2007.05.24: pam lee is also a titan...
- 2007.05.23: new every morning...
- 2007.05.22: Mac Uni Challenge!
- 2007.05.21: child? what are you doing?
- 2007.05.18: transform THIS!
- 2007.05.17: moving paris...
- 2007.05.17: a little tea and codine...
- 2007.05.15: year eight maths...
- 2007.05.14: mothers day...
- 2007.05.09: christians learn to love...
- 2007.05.06: the crotch tick...
- 2007.05.02: attention seeking TWO...
- 2007.05.01: attention seeking...
- 2007.04.30: dan for a day...
- 2007.04.28: burning out bright...
- 2007.04.25: preparing for the end...
- 2007.04.25: the miracle of driving...
- 2007.04.24: the ghost ships return...
- 2007.04.21: no more limbo...
- 2007.04.19: another google timewaster...
- 2007.04.19: fire it up... and get married...
- 2007.04.13: the ticket on the intersection...
- 2007.04.12: caligula VS beckham...
- 2007.04.10: dodgeball christianity...
- 2007.04.08: happy
groundhog easter to all...
- 2007.04.06: man, you beast of burden...
- 2007.04.06: of cabbages and kings...
- 2007.04.04: an exchanging of words...
- 2007.04.02: the birdsall wedding...
- 2007.03.29: I'm a Mer-Ninja mummy...
- 2007.03.28: the after sex hamburgers...
- 2007.03.27: things you don't expect to see...
- 2007.03.25: nsw state election.... who cares?
- 2007.03.24: kfc you let me down...
- 2007.03.21: are you f***ing me? Or just happy to see me...?
- 2007.03.19: hillsong album recording...
- 2007.03.17: early mornings and country music...
- 2007.03.16: naughty naughty nurse... or just untrained.
- 2007.03.15: objects in mirror may appear larger than they are...
- 2007.03.14: new hillsong united album...
- 2007.03.14: hot chilli sister...
- 2007.03.14: hot chilli brother...
- 2007.03.14: Turbo Supercharged Habanero chilli paste is evil...
- 2007.03.12: when the nose keeps running...
- 2007.03.12: where did I go???
- 2007.01.18: how not to die...
- 2007.01.15: i wish i had heard differently...
- 2007.01.10: things I can do without...
- 2007.01.08: the currarong five...
- 2006.12.30: goodbye for another year...
- 2006.12.29: when the rain comes...
- 2006.12.25: this santa thing is getting old...
- 2006.12.23: mantrum... (part two)
- 2006.12.23: 25peeps.com
- 2006.12.20: life re lived... one.
- 2006.12.20: life re lived... two.
- 2006.12.18: the mantrum...
- 2006.12.15: for your weekend viewing pleasure...
- 2006.12.14: doing it for the kids...
- 2006.12.11: life re lived... three.
- 2006.12.07: battle of the sexes part two...
- 2006.12.07: farts spark emergency landing...
- 2006.12.04: the battle of the sexes...
- 2006.12.04: spiderman is so emo...
- 2006.12.02: another month, another whale stranding...
- 2006.12.01: lou's cooking adventures...
- 2006.12.01: things you don't want to hear...
- 2006.11.30: there's a psycho on my desk...
- 2006.11.27: my mother poisoned me... and laughed about it...
- 2006.11.25: no more cheezel dust!
- 2006.11.23: umm.... what?
- 2006.11.23: "they're all scared... look at them... "
- 2006.11.22: cars are mums way of getting back at you for not washing behind your ears...
- 2006.11.19: careful, the old guy bites!
- 2006.11.16: it runs in the family...
- 2006.11.14: what is wrong here....?
- 2006.11.13: kids say the most homo of things...
- 2006.11.10: i see your noodle!!
- 2006.11.07: sam's stairway adventures...
- 2006.11.05: the rape of adonis...
- 2006.10.31: enter a new chuck norris...
- 2006.10.27: grandma is a toad...
- 2006.10.24: it was 'this big'...
- 2006.10.20: things i dislike...
- 2006.10.19: things never change...
- 2006.10.18: whats in a name...
- 2006.10.15: the
followthrough followup
- 2006.10.15: i make sounds like this...
- 2006.10.13: from the vault...
- 2006.10.12: messing with the kids head... (part two)
- 2006.10.10: messing with the kids head...
- 2006.10.07: a life update...
- 2006.10.04: password mania...
- 2006.09.29: so long...
- 2006.09.27: treachery afoot
- 2006.09.26: being in the dark...
- 2006.09.22: hey true blue...
- 2006.09.19: and I'm just not comfortable with that...
- 2006.09.15: when you know you'r tight...
- 2006.09.15: north texans are a different bunch...
- 2006.09.13: you wake me for this!!!??
- 2006.09.13: something you dont want...
- 2006.09.09: go beep yourself grandma...
- 2006.09.08: when i grow up...
- 2006.09.06: calm down, or I pop you in the mouth again...
- 2006.09.06: drugs, sore feet and durex...
- 2006.08.29: bogans, infidels and drug dealers.
- 2006.08.25: My Drug dealing neighbors...
- 2006.08.08: the strangeness of life...
- 2006.08.06: Eumundi : Sat Day Eight
- 2006.08.06: Eumundi : Fri Day Seven
- 2006.08.06: Eumundi : Thurs Day Six
- 2006.08.06: Eumundi : Wed Day Five
- 2006.08.02: Eumundi : Tues Day Four
- 2006.08.02: Eumundi : Mon Day Three
- 2006.08.02: Eumundi : Sun Day Two
- 2006.08.02: Eumundi : Sat Day One
- 2006.07.28: a big do not...
- 2006.07.28: things not to do to me...
- 2006.07.14: a sick sick joke...
- 2006.07.13: one sister short...
- 2006.07.08: 'till death do our teeth part...
- 2006.06.26: Just add water - part two...
- 2006.06.17: Jesus says:
- 2006.06.11: weisa wumps...
- 2006.06.09: LEEROY JENKINS!!!!!!.....
- 2006.06.02: touched by his noodly appendage...
- 2006.05.31: Dashboard Jesus doll....
- 2006.05.27: curiosity killed the spaniard...
- 2006.05.22: addicted to rewriting...
- 2006.05.17: its just like puberty...
- 2006.05.11: a handful of itchy bottom...
- 2006.05.09: random quotes...
- 2006.04.30: hacking...
- 2006.04.28: scar tissue...
- 2006.04.27: running like a mad dogs testicle...
- 2006.04.26: the joys of the family lunch...
- 2006.04.21: he was hurt... hurt bad...
- 2006.04.20: sperm and balls?
- 2006.04.19: she builds me up, just to tear me down...
- 2006.04.14: thats why we keep little children...
- 2006.04.09: devin is a stuffed toy.
- 2006.04.05: things you learn from children...
- 2006.04.03: devil in a red dress...
- 2006.04.02: Spider has fiery revenge on nudist...
- 2006.03.28: the 8 legged 3am crawl...
- 2006.03.28: Look out!... its coming right for us!!
- 2006.03.24: painted athletes...
- 2006.03.18: did you just call to get my number??
- 2006.03.16: Jesus Moonwalks...
- 2006.03.08: feather torn...
- 2006.03.07: giving the gift of moist lips...
- 2006.03.03: Recipe : "Fat Cheese Wedges"
- 2006.02.28: in februarys' last throes...
- 2006.02.22: Meat market...
- 2006.02.19: Roses VS Potatos
- 2006.02.08: Oh say can you see....
- 2006.02.06: im not smiling... its just gas...
- 2006.02.06: pff.... Americans.
- 2006.02.05: thinking....
- 2006.02.01: pleased to meat you...
- 2006.01.23: wrinkle tinkle...
- 2006.01.18: design...
- 2006.01.18: a monkey no more...
- 2006.01.17: snap stories...
- 2006.01.16: time claims all....
- 2006.01.10: don't touch that bechina!!
- 2006.01.09: Its been a while...
- 2005.12.20: Stup'd act No 452:
- 2005.12.20: Note to self:
- 2005.12.20: tis the season to be jolly...??
- 2005.12.18: and the bogan award goes to...
- 2005.12.18: the profit margin...
- 2005.12.13: festivus for the rest of us...
- 2005.12.12: beetle juice...
- 2005.12.12: round three...
- 2005.12.02: sausage slicing...
- 2005.11.30: a little spew...
- 2005.11.28: pensioner fury...
- 2005.11.24: Dj Enya!
- 2005.11.23: round two...
- 2005.11.17: a man living on the edge.....
- 2005.11.17: round one...
- 2005.11.11: user friendly my a**!
- 2005.11.08: a tough day...
- 2005.11.03: the new boss...
- 2005.10.31: oh please dont stop...
- 2005.10.24: just add water...
- 2005.10.21: your momma's an ape.... no. REALLY.
- 2005.10.21: sweet uni life...
- 2005.10.15: can you feel the essays coming?.....
- 2005.10.11: you know its bad when...
- 2005.10.10: joy is...
- 2005.10.09: some dream of Jeanie, I dream of kung fu children...
- 2005.10.07: the dove fat ladies...
- 2005.10.05: a view through the smoke...
- 2005.09.29: nutcracker dreaming...
- 2005.09.28: such at work...
- 2005.09.24: Adventures of Walrus girl...
- 2005.09.23: Ye Old Black Eyed Pea.
- 2005.09.18: Would you like Prostate with that?
- 2005.09.18: tired...
- 2005.09.12: Freaks are the new black....
- 2005.09.06: Revenge of Celine
- 2005.09.01: I don't want to be this good-looking and athletic. We all have crosses to bear.
- 2005.08.31: counting beans...
- 2005.08.30: Girlfriend Issues
- 2005.08.24: My Mouth Words.
- 2005.08.24: Only In America.
- 2005.08.18: the challenge of the undies...
- 2005.08.18: The Monday Letters Part II
- 2005.08.18: Wonka the sneak....
- 2005.08.15: The Monday Letters.
- 2005.08.14: Mrs Man
- 2005.08.13: Tolerance...
- 2005.08.13: Volvo suspicions...
- 2005.06.30: Mouse man
- 2005.06.30: One akward moment please.
- 2005.05.02: And then there were two...
