For those that read the previous post, this might make sense to you. For those that haven't, go back and read (touch UP in Bangkok).

After laying in bed trying to deal with my almost rape at the hands of a lady-boy, Hinton and Spenny decided the best way they could help was in the only form of psychological help that men understand.

Beer.

So we headed out into Bangkok's crazy and somewhat seedy nightlife, and on the advice of our tour guide, headed to the most cutting edge, trendy bar & club in Thailand. It was shaped like a new-modern cube, with glass at both ends. Now, in the tour guides defence, they did say "I've never been here on a Monday night before - but it's usually the best place in Bangkok".

So, after being molested by a lady boy during the day, and wanting to go out to a normal pub to check that I hadn't been turned by the event, we turn up at the club to see these seven HOT Thai women in tiny skirts and shorts, and barely there tops, dancing suggestively on a stage and singing.

Not so bad you might say?

Except they were singing "I will survive" by Gloria Gaynor. Which seemed a little odd. But I let it slide and walked upstairs in the club. And then I noticed I was getting watched very closely by a lot of guys, and a lot of rather "strong" looking women.

And then this guy got up and started dancing. In a towel. Then someone in the crowd pulled his towel off. And he kept dancing.

And then I realised... Monday night was Gay night.