So. I'm sitting here in the foyer of the Oscar hotel in sunny, sweaty Saigon (Ho Chi Minh city to be particularly correct), and after being in South East Asia for the past few days, well let me just say, I shouldn't have drunk so much.

I won't go into all the details, partially because I would rather spend an hour typing in this heat, and partially because all stories and events need to be verified for accuracy (and a major one is currently unfolding as we may need police involvement), but mostly because I'm simply not ready to talk about what has been one of the MOST traumatic and hilarious trips of my life...

But just to appease your appetites until such time as I can tell more, here are my top 5 headlines from South East Asia so far.

1) "South Asia is hot - being molested by a lady boy is NOT"

2) "Thailand - land of smiles - just never trust a smiling taxi driver"

3) "Saigon - no road rules, no safety measures, no worries"

4) "A backpackers guide to breastfeeding while riding in heavy city traffic"

5) "Organ donations in South East Asia - how to lose a member of your group and find them 2 days later laying in a remote alley way in a bathtub full of ice"

Will.