I know it is early on, and that I might get other mad funny birthday SMS's from people over the next day or so... but I am awarding the prize early this year courtesy of a message from my brother in law that sums up my birthday this year perfectly.

Happy Birthday old timer. I can't believe how old you are. You are just so old, you'll soon start to feel the burden of your years. You're not too upset are you?

With a brother-in-law like this, who need enemies? In fact, who needs brothers-in-law? Or is it brother-in-laws?